LRFC
Posted by Lifeline on Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Under: Fake Sports
if you missed the greatest football game of all on the day not ending in a y, then you missed your whole life. it was the hobbits verses the orks. in the first half the hobbits went and got the football, but the orks only wanted a ring. two humans, a wizard, a dwarf, and an elf went battling to kill the orks while the hobbits did practically nothing. one hobbit ran in circles the whole game, one actually tried to win, the others did nothing.the field caught fire as the ents shown up to help the hobbits, the orks used torches against them. one of the bloodiest football games i have ever seen. first half ended with no points on either side.
The second half started with the orks throwing the football away. frodo got it and the battle continued. a wizard joined the orks and all seemed lost when a nation of horsemen sided with the orks. two of the hobbits died leaving two to finish the game. gandolf died and somehow came back as a white wizard, curing the king of the horsemen and turning the game. with two minutes left frodo was given a clear run to the in zone, while the other hobbit still ran in circles. at the ten second mark frodo made a touchdown that the orks couldn't recover from. one of the best games i have ever seen. soon the hobbits go to mordor to win the final round of the championship, but who will replace the two they lost?
The second half started with the orks throwing the football away. frodo got it and the battle continued. a wizard joined the orks and all seemed lost when a nation of horsemen sided with the orks. two of the hobbits died leaving two to finish the game. gandolf died and somehow came back as a white wizard, curing the king of the horsemen and turning the game. with two minutes left frodo was given a clear run to the in zone, while the other hobbit still ran in circles. at the ten second mark frodo made a touchdown that the orks couldn't recover from. one of the best games i have ever seen. soon the hobbits go to mordor to win the final round of the championship, but who will replace the two they lost?
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