awsome website of doom =D

 We're two THREE deities who are bored of all our horrible luck with l4m3 websites DX

Brooke: Stupid Lifeline, we're not deities, we're just two THREE bored people who's fun websites arer blocked so we decided to make one instead.

Lifeline: Ju57 w417! i am a deity! phear my unconstitutionally small followers of ... well just me really i have no ideas helping me to rule my self-worship.

Brooke: He also has bad typing skills... I can't understand the first thing you said by the way... Oh and my favorite color is red and---

Lifeline:HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND L337 D035N'7 M34N 7H47 MY 7YP1N6 15 84D.

Brooke: I wasn't finished typing dang it! As I was saying, my favorite color is red and apparently Lifeline likes to interrupt me.

Translation of the above text: wait--- i speak leet, i do not have bad typing

Brooke: Those were horrible translations! Anyways, I think it's Alex's turn to talk:

Alex: Herro! :3 This is awkward... (' - ' ")

Um..... I can leave now.... And I added teh lolcat :D.... you may change it... sorry. :E

Brooke: Its cute!

Alex:DARN TOOTIN'

Lifeline: I was a cat once, but after the whole "Worship" thing in Egypt ended it got kind of boring

Brooke: Yeah... whatever. So anyways please enjoy our site and tell us what you think!

Lifeline:CAT H8R! 73H APOCALYPSE IS SOON! YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL TO THE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!

Alex: HOLY SH--!!!!!.... Wait no.... Robot CATS!!!...with lazars...

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         Meow.

Lifeline:  Lasers??!  I added no lasers! THEIR OUT OF CONTROL!!! THEY HAVE LEARNED TO UPGRADE THEMSELVES... RUN!!!! I've....been....hit....wait no I'm ok..... they only have lazer pointers.

 

Alex:  :I

 Lifeline: WHAT??? YOU DON'T LIKE LASER POINTER!!! A CURSE ON YOU!! MAY YOU FIND YOURSELF LOST ON AN ISLAND COMPETING IN A GAME SHOW TO WIN...........NOTHING!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Alex: I'm allergic to remote islands and pointless gameshows.... but I'm fine with lazer pointers I guess...................,................ 

Alex: ... :I